Life Was All A Dream

crystalballsaveusall:

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ommanyte:

I feel that substituting sleep with caffeine is a lot like drinking unicorn blood to stay immortal. You will have but a half life, a cursed life, from the moment it touches your lips

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cassogonecrazy:

Literally my favorite vine

I’ve passed over the chance to reblog this Vine enough times that I finally have to bite the bullet.

Six shots in six seconds. WEED CARD. Cop with beard and “COP” on shirt giving flute solo. Camera twisting left/right.

Did anyone anticipate this, back when moving pictures were invented?

The only thing funnier than this Vine is trying to think about how hard it would be to explain this six seconds of footage to someone from 1895

“man in private carriage is caught with contraband, presents legal registration allowing him to carry controlled substance. Officer of the law is bested and responds to the discourse with dancing and flute music”

I’m gonna say this… There’s a sense of cinematography here that some filmmakers never get a handle on.

And that’s amazing.

I think what might be hard to explain to someone in 1895 is that cannabis is illegal now.

i love this vine exclusively because of 1. the automatic focus on the weed card working just in time and 2. the camera tilt with the viners head GOD

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dragonknightcamilla:

happy 4/20

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owlturdcomix:

It’s dumb. It works.

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4gifs:

“…you seein’ this?” [video]

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nezdabez:

Yup

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liamdryden:

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tastefullyoffensive:

“A British man who took a selfie with the EygptAir hijacker while being held hostage sent messages to his friend in which he bragged: ‘You know your boy doesn’t f**k about. Turn on the news lad!!!‘” - Daily Mail (full story)

😂😂😂😂😂😂

This is so surreal, I love it

what the hell even fuck is 2016

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Same

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dailygiffing:

Video: Ryan Reynolds Interviews Hugh Jackman

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raychjackson:

I honestly mainly reblog this to piss off the anons more.
Don’t be mad at me be mad at history .😭

tbfh

And they really got a woc in front like she was able to participate goodbye 😂

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konkeydongcountry:

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hotelmario:

Do this many people listen to coldplay?

nobody actually listens to coldplay, they make all their money licensing out their songs to movie studios for use in trailers

the actual members of coldplay aren’t aware of this, though, so sometimes the movie studio executives will pay people to attend live shows so that the members of coldplay think they have fans and don’t get disheartened

OKAY SO ONE FUCK YOU BECAUSE COLDPLAY IS MY FAVORITE AND YES THERE IS A FANBASE I AM PART OF IT ALONG WITH A LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE SO FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID ASS

nobody actually listens to coldplay, they make all their money licensing out their songs to movie studios for use in trailers

the actual members of coldplay aren’t aware of this, though, so sometimes the movie studio executives will pay people to attend live shows so that the members of coldplay think they have fans and don’t get disheartened

Say that to the millions of people who are truly moved by their music, or the thousands of Tumblr blogs dedicated to them. Tell that to people who work for hours covering their songs, or people who work their asses off on fantastic fan art. Tell that to the people who have been saved by their music. People actually give a fuck about Coldplay, and it’s about time people realized that.

that’s real cool and all, but nobody actually listens to coldplay, they make all their money licensing out their songs to movie studios for use in trailers

the actual members of coldplay aren’t aware of this, though, so sometimes the movie studio executives will pay people to attend live shows so that the members of coldplay think they have fans and don’t get disheartened

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astralizey:

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bundyspooks:

When Ameneh Bahrami rejected a man’s marriage proposal, he turned bitter and threw acid into her face leaving her with extreme disfigurements. She went through 19 agonising operations and is permanently blind, but this didn’t stop her wanting justice on the man who ruined her life. In court, the judge wanted the accused to serve a lengthy prison sentence and pay full compensation to Ameneh, but she had different ideas: She asked if she could have exact revenge, by injecting acid into the man’s eyes. The court allowed it as a capital punishment, and arrangements were made for Ameneh to inject 20 drops of acid into her attacker’s eyes to blind him.

SHE TRILL AS FUCK

Literally an eye for an eye

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bagmilk:

ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME

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