I was in love with this boy once so I started to beat him up everyday but people thought we were rough housing bc boys can’t like each other and one day I was like “dude I like you a lot but I can’t cope with my feelings so I beat you up im sorry” and he was like “dude that’s really chill we can hold hands if you want??? Btw you have really good punches.” And that’s the story of how I had my first boyfriend
that was wild from start to finish
“Just because I have chosen to follow the teachings of Satan doesn’t mean I need psychiatric help.”
Luke Muir Mitchell is a Scottish man convicted in January 2005 of murdering his girlfriend, Jodi Jones in June 2003 when both were aged 14. He apparently took her into a forest near her home and stabbed her to death and then proceeded to mutilate her corpse. The case was the subject of widespread media coverage, much of it highlighting Mitchell’s status as a suspect and then vilifying him when he was finally convicted. Mitchell has always maintained his innocence and some other media, including a TV documentary and a book, have raised questions about the circumstantial case against him. However, an appeal against his conviction failed. The image above is of his Knife pouch with the words 'The finest day I ever had was when tomorrow never came' inscribed.
Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
ALRIGHT LETS SETTLE THIS DEBATE. THIS IS A PRAYING EMOJI.
- go to Settings
- go to General
- go to Accessibility (sixth option down)
- the fourth option down is Speak Selection. turn it on.
- open your notes or a messages i dont fucking care but open an app and type the emoji
- highlight the emoji and select Speak
- listen to siri say “hands folded in prayer”
- sigh in relief that you havent been sending high fives to your friends when their grandma’s in the hospital or whatever
DEBATE OVER *mic drop*
The fuck to do you mean for six year olds
Admit it, the first thing we’d all do if we woke up gender swapped is masturbate.
I would pay money and make popcorn just to watch some of the men I’ve known in my life masturbate after being genderswapped. Not for any erotic reasons, just to see if they could even figure out how.
"wait, so which hole- what the hell- how do- *breaks down crying*"
"OW THAT DOESN’T FEEL GOOD!"
"You think?" *Eats popcorn*