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mrasayf:

I needed to do this.

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hollowgrin:

sqrt-1:

awesomephilia:

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F U C K ? ? H ? ? O N ?

F U C K Bi Tc He S Ge Tm O Ne Y

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theeyeofthetigger:

silencingthedrums:

My favorite part of conventions.

#AND A CHEESEBURGER FOR MOTHER

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sleevemacquey:

#he was no dragon #cause he just got BURNED

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aquify:

why don’t you guys ask me questions

like are you even curious about me

do you wanna know my middle name

my last name

my favorite color

my favorite movie

my netflix account information

the hospital i was born

my social security number

my blood type

when i sold my soul to satan

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funny-pics-4-u:

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tastefullyoffensive:

He-Dad [calmblueoceans]

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thatskarma:

nagaytokomaedang:

diemeowderkatze:

I AM SORRY BUT THIS IS WHY I AM EMBARRASSED TO BE AN AMERICAN. IF A HIJAB THAT DORNS THE AMERICAN FLAG PATTERN IS NOT ACCEPTABLE BUT SKIMPY ASS BIKINIS OR WEARING THE FUCKING ACTUAL FLAG IS ACCEPTABLE, JUST BECAUSE THE PERSON IS WHITE, I WANT TO FUCKING THROW UP.

(I don’t have a thing against Audrey Kitching, she was just merely and example). 

But this fucking disgusts me right here. It makes me want to say, fuck this country and its racism and double standards. 

also notice how these people are calling her a terrorist even though she didn’t do anything wrong

but they are threatening to kill, beat, steal from, and degrade this woman for simply wearing an article of clothing

fuck everything

when will white people learn facebook is not a good place to show how racist you are

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If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

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artemismoon12:

varietyshow:

raptorific:

I’M SO ANGRY

SOME 16TH CENTURY ASSHOLE WROTE “GOD B W YE” IN A LETTER AS AN ABBREVIATION FOR “GOD BE WITH YE”

AND IT APPEARED AS “GODBWYE”

WHICH WAS THEN READ AS “GOODBYE”

AND THAT’S WHY WE SAY “GOODBYE”

BECAUSE OF 16TH CENTURY CHAT SPEAK

According to the Online Etymology Dictionary, it is indeed legit.

I feel quite inspired by this; indeed our ancestors were just as lazy as we were. 

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wafflability:

adambutton:

santaruby:

who is Gatsby’s least favorite superhero?

Deadpool

Who’s his favourite?

Green Lantern

Oh my god

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